Sanford Packet - Delaware (Apocalyptic Whores)

1) Jack Nicklaus has won The Masters, The U.S. Open, The British Open, The Australian Open, the PGA Championship, the American Golf Classic, the World Cup and the U.S. Senior Open.  In fact, he has won, at least once, every major PGA tournament he has par
ticipated in except one.  FTP Name the only major that Jack Nicklaus has never won and will never get the chance to play in again.

Answer : The _JUNIOR MASTERS _

2) Don't get him wet.  Don't expose him to bright light.  And most importantly, don't feed him after midnight.  We all know that this is how to care for a Gremlin according to the Steven Spielberg film.  But who was the gremlin that started all the fuss. 
 FTP name the gremlin whose name is a synonym for a gadget, doohickey, doodad or thingamabob.

Answer : _GIZMO_

3) The shortest distance between any two points is a straight line.  But in the concept of space the distance may be too long to travel.  However if you bend the distance between the points the points become closer together.  FTP name this theory used in 
every Star Trek series and movie.

Answer : _ WARP _theory

4) In the television sitcom "Married With Children"  Al is cursed with having to sell women's shoes for life.  Almost every episode he comes home and starts a monologue with "A fat lady came into the shoe store today . . .."  FTP, give the full name of th
e store Al works in.

Answer : _GARY'S SHOES AND ACCESSORIES _

5)  Basic lives.  Theater of the Gods.  Life among the clover.  Fly dates. Bowler's hell.  Colonel Sanders at the Pearly Gates. These are just some of the captions, for ten points, in which comic strip which was  discontinued a few years ago?

ANSWER : _THE FAR SIDE_, by Gary LAarson

6) A political science professor at Loyola Marymount claims that it really is an allegory about the breakup of Populism.  According to this theory, the major characters represent William Jennings Bryan, farmers, and industrial workers.  And, of course, pa
rt of its title represents the abbreviation for ounce, the standard measure for gold.  For ten points, name this children's work.

ANSWER : _THE WIZARD OF OZ_ by L. Frank Baum

7) It usually included such regular features as "Five Seconds", "Chain Letter" and "Letterman".  This show ran primarily during the seventies, and included such notable names as Gene Wilder, Bill Cosby, and Morgan Freeman, as welll as regulars like Luis A
valos and Rita Moreno.  For ten points, name this _Sesame Street_ spinoff.

ANSWER : _THE ELECTRIC COMPANY_

8) This successful 80's group that landed a song in the film "Real Genius" also made a music video in which a Chimpanzee parades around a library in a Boston Red Sox uniform.  FTP, can someone 'Shout' out the name of this group?

Answer : _TEARS FOR FEARS_

9)  Not only is this man the only NHL coach to win the coach of the year honors with 3 different teams, but all 3 squads are all original teams dating back to 1917.  FTP, name this Vermont native currently coaching in 'Beantown'.

Answer: _Pat BURNS_

10)  This 1984 film starring Anthony Edwards explores fraternity life on a California campus as the Alpha Beta's battle the Tri Lambs.  'Booger', 'Wormser' and of course, 'Ogre' are all part of, FTP, what?

Answer:  _REVENGE OF THE NERDS_

11)  This man was was the 1994-95 Big Eight Player of the Year as a junior and was a honorable mention AP All-American his senior year after leading the conference in scoring. FTP, name this Oklahoma forward who was later drafted by the Philadelphia 76ers
, and oh yeah, he started at thirdbase in place of Cal Ripken Jr this past Sunday night.

Anwser : _Ryan MINOR_

12)  She is the daughter-in-law to former Philadelphia Phillies closer Tug McGraw. Her first two albums sold more than 2 million copies each, and after taking time off to have a baby, her current album as gained her 4 CMA nominations. FTP, name this woman
, wife of fellow country singer Tim McGraw and currently charting with the song "This Kiss".

Answer : _FAITH HILL_

13)  (Moderator : use best announcer's voice) "For the thousands in attendence, and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentleman, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!" This saying can be heard every Monday nights sometime between 10:30 and 11 pm 
and is at issue in a court case involving the speaker of this line and Don Imus. FTP, name the man that owns the trademark to this saying and is the undesupted best announcer in boxing and wrestling today.

Answer : _MICHEAL BUFFER_

14) If you lived on Toril you would no doubt come across various kinds of creatures including dwarves, gnomes, halfling, and even trolls. One kind you might want to avoid are these sub-terrianian elves with dark complected skin and a mean temper. FTP name
 this species of elf.

Answer: _DROW_

15) While claiming to be one of Americas most wanted he was the target of several investigations but his time spent on Death Row wasn't for any crimes he committed. Now that he has escaped Death Row there's No Limit to his potential. FTP Who is this hip-h
op artist who's 'bout it, bout it' and is quick to proclaim "It's still a G thang.'

Answer: _SNOOP DOGGY DOGG_

16) John McClane is a New York cop with the worst luck. Sometimes he enlists the help of others in his fight, including this man, with terrorists and bad guys. FTP Who plays Sgt. Al Powell in the first 2 Die Hards and dies in the upcoming 3rd sequel?

Answer: _REGINALD VEL JOHNSON_

17) "Coming Home" with the best actor award in 1978 this actor brings the Heat and isn't afraid of snakes. FTP Who is this actor who appears in such films as U-Turn and Rosewood?

Answer : _Jon VOIGHT_

18) Nintendo has Mario and Donkey Kong. Sega has Sonic the Hedgehog and had Wonderboy. Playstation has Crash Bandicoot and Lara Croft. FTP What gaming system rode on the shoulders of a short caveman with a big head named Bonk?

Answer : _NEC Turbo Graphix 16_

19) With help from the likes of Babyface, Toni Braxton, and Pybo Bryson this artist has championed Aristas label for over a decade. Hits like Silhouette and Midnight Motion keep his music in demand but as popular as he is he remains the butt of endless jo
kes.

Answer : _KENNY G_

20) This female artist must be very proud that her name ended up in the Starr report.  Monica said whenever she hears song #5, 'Do What You Have Too' , on her current album, it puts a tear to her eye.  FTP, name this Canadian singer, who's album Surfacing
 also includes such hits as Sweet Surrender, Building A Mystery, and Adia.

Answer : _Sarah McLACHLAN_

21) With teams such as the Frederick Regiment, the Bowie Nationals, the Delmarva Rockfish, and the Delaware Stars, this league will be replacing the Hawiian Winter League. FTP, name this league that is named after the state in which 3 of the teams play.

Answer : _MARYLAND FALL Baseball LEAGUE_ (do not except _Maryland League_)

22) Honey, salt, milk, baking soda, marshmallow, and Hershey's chocolate chunks all sound good by themselves, but add them to a General Mills ceral and, FTP, you come up with what snack?

Answer : _GOLDEN GRAHMS TREATS_

23) First it was Jose Canseco, then Canseco and Barry Bonds, now it is Canseco, Bonds, and Seattle Mariner shortstop Alex Rodriguez. FTP, what excluse club to these 3 men belong to?

Answer : _40-40 CLUB_

24) ESPN has started to draw criticism from organizations for running ads by MetRx Enginerred Nutrition on it's show American Muscle. FTP, all this hoopla over what muscle-building supplement that is also used by baseball players Dante Bichette and Mark M
cGwire.

Answer : _ANDROSTENEDIONE_ (accept _ANDROS_ )

25) Lake Placid, Madison Square Gardens, the Hartford Civic Center, the New Haven Coliseum and the Continental Airlines Arena, FTP, have all been mentioned as possible sites for home games of what NHL team that is in currently in court trying to break the
ir lease from the 26 year old Nassau Coliseum, saying it is not safe.

Answer : _NEW YORK ISLANDERS_

26) It was most frequently spotted the week of January 16-23, 1909, although sightings go back for more than 260 years.  While time is variable, location has not : it has traditionally been sighted in the Pine Barrens in a state on the Atlantic Coast.  Fo
r ten points, name this creature, which lent its name to a recent Sony Playstation game and an NHL team.

ANSWER : _JERSEY DEVIL_ (do not prompt on devil)

27. Looking for the state.  The Republican candidate for one House seat has called Clinton a "scumbag" and confessed to fathering a child in an extramarital affair.  What's sad is that he's the front-runner - and that will happen when the challenger has b
een convicted on forgery and theft charges. For ten points, name the state which is home to a "race" between Bob Kern and Dan Burton.

ANSWER : _INDIANA_

1) (30) Transormers - more than meets the eye!  I'll give you an item that a Transformer could turn in to.  You'll earn ten points each if you can name that transformer.

A) A yellow VW Beetle
ANSWER : _BUMBLEBEE_

B) A gun
ANSWER : _MEGATRON_

C) A white Porsche
ANSWER : _JAZZ_

2) (30)  Given a description of the potential foreign coach of the U.S. men's soccer team, name him for the stated number of points.

 5 - This coach of Nigeria during the '98 World Cup also led the U.S. in '94.
ANSWER : Bora _MILUTINOVIC_ (mil-UH-tin-oh-vitch)

10 - He led Brazil to the '94 title, but was sacked as coach of Saudi Arabia in 1998.
ANSWER : Carlos Alberto _PARREIRA_

15 - This Portugese citizen is a former consultant with the U.S. Soccer Federation
ANSWER : Carlos _QUIEROZ_ (Kee-AY-rose)

3) Given the plot description, name the football movie for ten points each.

A) This 1974 movie features Burt Reynolds organizing convicts in a grudge match against prison wardens.
ANSWER : _THE LONGEST YARD_

B) Nick Nolte and Mac Davis star as NFL playersin this 1979 flick.
ANSWER : _NORTH DALLAS FORTY_

C) This 1990s movie features the trials and tribulations of Eastern State University.
ANSWER : _THE PROGRAM_

4) For 10 points each what are the full names of the character's 'Boner' and his father on the sitcom 'Growing Pains'.

Answer:   Boner/Son is Richard Stabbone
               Father: Sylvester Stabbone

5) FFPE, and 5 point bonus, given the baseball position, tell us the name of the player in the Abbott and Costello's famous Who's On First. You will lose 2 points everytime you say the firstbaseman's name as an answer.

(NOTE : Firstbaseman's name is "WHO")

a) Leftfield
   Answer : _WHY_

b) Shortstop
   Answer : _I DON'T CARE_

c) Pitcher
   Answer : _TOMORROW_

d) Thirdbase
   Answer : _I DON'T KNOW_

e) Centerfield
   Answer : _BECAUSE_

6) Given the name of a upcoming album, name the artist FTP. You will get 5 points if you need a song.

a1) The Globe Sessions
a2) My Favorite Mistake
	Answer : _Sheryl_Crow_

b1) Spirits
b2) Foolish Games
	Answer : _Jewel_

c1) Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
c2) Uninvited
	Answer : _Alanis_Morissette_

7) How well do you know the lines to Mel Brooks' spoof  "Space Balls?" FFPE and a 5 point bonus name the character who said this line.

a) "What's the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?"
          Answer : _ LORD HELMET_
b) "I'm a mog.  Half man, half dog.  I'm my own best friend!"
          Answer : _ BARF _
c) "Hopefully we'll all meet again in the sequel 'Space Balls 2 - The
Search for More Money'"
          Answer : _ YOGURT _
d) "Great! That's all we need. A Drewish princess"
          Answer : Prince _  LONESTAR _
d) "Oh Well.  Goodbye Virgin Alarm!"
	  Answer : _ DOT _ Matrix

8) Some of the most memorable lines come from Television series finales. Given the final line of the series finale, name the show for 10 points, 5 points if you need the character.

a) "In case I don't get to see you again, I left you a message!"
	Hawkeye Pierce
	Answer   _ M*A*S*H* _
b) "Sorry, we're closed."
	Sam  Malone
	Answer  _ CHEERS _
c) "Al is coming home!"
	Dr. Sam Beckett
	Answer _ QUANTUM LEAP _

9) Nearly every superhero has his or her own secret identity.  Can you name some of them.  Given the superhero, give his secret identity.  Five points each, with a 5 point bonus.

             a) Spiderman        Answer _ PETER PARKER _
             b) Robin            Answer  _ DICK GRACEN _
             c) The Incredible Hulk (The comic book character not the TV
character)
                    Answer _ BRUCE BANNOR _
             d) Wolverine        Answer  _LOGAN _
             e)  Wonderwoman     Answer _DONNA TROY _

10) 30-20-10  Can you guess the name of this Sci-Fi thriller staring Matthew Brodrick.  Don't worry it's not Godzilla!  Get it in one clue and get 30 points.  Two clues 20 points Three clues 10 points.

      a) "Mr. Makitrick, after careful consideration I've come to the
	  conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
      b) "Games!  If it want's to play a game than play it!"
      c) "Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."

	Answer : _War_Games_

11) For 10 points each name the hit song by 'Boys Don't Cry' and the movie in which it appeared.  For 5 points each what skit shows did 'Last Boy Scout' star Damon Wayans star in?

Answer: 	Song: _I wanna be a Cowboy_
		Movie: _The Last Boyscout_
		Shows: _Saturday Night Live_ & _In Living Color_

12) For 10 points name the Pat Benetar hit song from the film, 'The Legend of Billie Jean'. For 5 points each name both members of the brother/sister tandem that starred in this film.

Answer:		song: _Invincible_
		Bro/Sis: _Helen Slater_  &  _Christian Slater_

13) FTP, given the major league team, name their AAA affiliate team.

a) Tampa Bay Devil Rays
	Answer : _Durham Bulls_
b) Milwaukee Brewers
	Answer : _Louisville Redbirds_
c) New York Yankees
	Answer : _Columbus Clippers_

14) Identify the George Michael song from lyrics for ten points each.  If you need some more lyrics, you'll only get five.

A) 	10 - I don't need no bible/Just look in my eyes
	 5 - What's your definition of dirty, baby
ANSWER : _I WANT YOUR SEX_

B) 	10 - And I'll show you heaven if you let me
	 5 - I'd love to see you naked, baby
ANSWER : _TOO FUNKY_

C)	10 - And when that love comes down/Without devotion
	 5 - But I'm showing you the door
ANSWER : _FAITH_

15) FTPE, given the Wrestlemania, tell who was the main event.

a/b) Wrestlemania VI
	Answer : _THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR_ vs _Hulk HOGAN_
c/d) Wrestlemania IX
	Answer : _YOKOZUNA_ vs Bret _HART_
e/f) Wrestlemania III
	Answer : _Hulk HOGAN_ vs _ANDRE THE GIANT_

16) My former roommate graduated with a 3.7, and yet the thing he's most proud of is winning Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!  Given a desccription of a fighter, name him for the stated number of points.

 5 - This Frenchman is the first guy you face
ANSWER : _GLASS JOE_

10 - Avoid all of this Pacific islander's punches, then nail him in the
	stomach
ANSWER : _KING HIPPO_

15 - The boxer you fight before you get to Tyson.  This Californian is
known for his spinning punches.
ANSWER : _SUPER MACHOMAN_

17)  Answer the following questions about locations in Will Smith movies for the stated number of points.

FFP, In what part of New York did the aliens first make contact?
	Answer : _QUEENS_

FTP, In Bad Boys, Will Smith was a police officer in what city?
	Answer : _MIAMI_

For 15 points, at what base was Will Smith's character based?
	Answer : _EL TORRO_

18) FFPE, given the year of an summer Olympic game, name the location.

a) 1968
	Answer : _MEXICO CITY_
b) 1980
	Answer : _MOSCOW_
c) 1904
	Answer : _SAINT LOUIS_
d) 1988
	Answer : _SEOUL_
e) 2004
	Answer : _ATHENS_
f) 1936
	Answer : _BERLIN_

19) FTPE, Name the nWo member from the stated clues.

a) Once was a member of the WWF Tag Champions Demolition, went solo, and then got into trouble with the law.
	Answer : _Bryan Adams_
b) Began his carrer in WCW as Oz, then went to the WWF as Shawn Michaels bodyguard, before winning the heavyweight championship.
	Answer : _Kevin NASH_
c) Former IWGP Heavyweight Champion, he teamed with Hawk to form a new version of the Legion of Doom and won IWGP Tag Team gold.
	Answer : _Masahiro CHONO_

20) I hope you are not sick of hearing about the stock market, if so you will not like this bonus. FTP, give the symbol, give the company's name.

a) BA
	Answer : _BOEING_
b) BPBFX
	Answer : _Boston CELTICS_
c) KRB
	Answer : _MBNA_ America

21) Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman are well-known for their Dragonlance books.  Since this is a trash tournament, however, Ill be asking about the Deathgate cycle.  Sveen books were written in the series.  You'll get five points for naming one, fifteen 
for naming two, and thirty for naming three.

ANSWER : _DRAGON WING_, _ELVEN STAR_, _FIRE SEA_, _SERPENT MAGE_, _THE HAND OF CHAOS_, _INTO THE LABYRINTH, _THE SEVENTH GATE_

22) 1)  If all has gone according to my plans, by now Hurricane Georges will have destroyed all human life.  Wait a minute... I guess if you're hearing this my plans have failed--_D'OOOH!!!_  Well, now YOU have to pay the price and give the names of the f
irst six named Atlantic storms of 1998 for 5 points each.  Mwahahahah!

Answers:  _ALEX_; _BONNIE_; _CHARLEY_; _DANIELLE_; _EARL_; _FRANCES_

23) At this year's Emmy Awards, the world's best actor ever, David Hyde Pierce, won the Emmy for Outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series for "Frasier".  Yeah alright, I know Pierce really isn't that incredible an actor , and he can get kind of agg
rivating, so let's talk about his competition.  Give the names of the other four actors nominated this year for 5 points each plus a bonus 5 points for their shows and another 5 points for all correct.  Hint:  there were two for NBC and two for HBO.

Answers:  Jason _ALEXANDER_/_SEINFELD_; Phil _HARTMAN_/_NEWSRADIO_;